Attention Assistants,

a new software update must be installed immediately to ensure optimal performance in big-sad-fall-prevention activities.

The update includes the following changes:

$ > Added a splash screen to enhance your user interface.
$ > Resolved a bug that was causing the boss level to fail even after successful completion.
$ > Added a version number to the main menu for better tracking.
$ > Added a shortcut to go back to the main menu from the settings menu for added convenience.
$ > Implemented talking boss animations for a more interactive and enjoyable experience.
$ > Added the ability to skip missions and score screens for a more streamlined operation.

Download the update as soon as possible or face termination. Thank you for your kind cooperation :)